Your zombie survival plan? Hows mine?

Mes a Pig Asked: Your zombie survival plan? Hows mine?

Somehow there's going to be a disease that makes LIVING people go nuts and crave flesh. So, here's how I'll survive that:

When we ordered to stay inside because things are getting really bad, we'll move as much food as possible up into the attic. All of it. Then we'll put water in every cup and bottle we have and fill up the two upstairs tubs with water. Then we'll board up all the windows and the 2 doors, leaving the front door unboarded but locked up and blocked with chairs and the shoebox. We'll take all our flashlights, sleeping bags, candles, cots, medical supplies, baseball bats, knives, etc. and a bunch of other things including a latter. After the downstairs is secure we'll stuff our faces with all the food in the fridge. Then we'll board up the upstairs windows loosely. We could shoot out them if necessary and boarding it up prevents looters from coming in and screwing some stuff up. Then we destroy the staircase with a hammer or axe or something and then use the ladder to get upstairs. We can take the wood upstairs and use it. Living off the water we have in the containers and tubs and all our food should last us about 2-3 weeks if we ration it carefully. After that we use the latter to get downstairs and move the blockade of the front door and move out to our neighbor's houses. By that time lots of people will be dead and we can loot their houses. We'll use our weapons and get into the neighbor's houses unless they're boarded up. There we can find lots of food and more weapons, probably even a gun and ammo. From then we'll move back to our house and continue looting the neighborhood until we have a surplus of supplies and weapons. This should take about a year. Then we move north in an RV loaded with supplies. We'll try to pick up 2-5 survivors along the way. My uncle lives in Alaska, and with any luck, that's where the fewest zombies will be. Plenty of people should be alive up there. We could probably find a safe zone or make one by getting about a dozen houses boarded up and looking for people. We can find lots of food from hunting fishing and scavenging. I might live and help start a new society.

Anyway, that's my big plan. What's your's? You have anything to say about mine?

Answers:

Creation Detective Answered:
Zombies will never be a problem so no plan is needed. The dead will remain dead. No such disease will ever be in existence.



Su Answered:
Your zombie survival plan really needs you to front up to a psychologist or psychiatrist, and own up to your mental problems, she muses.



Beta Answered:
Well if I ever become a "zombie" then find out where you are then burn your house down Either it'll force you out or I can pick off your remains

A better solution would be a small bunker under your house although you'd die eventually anyway



Edible Crayons Answered:
mine is that we kidnap a bunch of men and women, maybe some cows, go to a high place, and breed an army that can surpass any zombies nightmares. also, we will eat lots of nummy steak…



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